Tagged by *teufel-unicorn

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your Name?
Jenny Linn:
[Jenny] is the shorter version of Jennifer, which means beautiful girl
{Linn] a word for a high quality hooker

wtf XD


2.) Your age?
13:
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

D8


3.) One of your friends?
Asta:
later, cya, from the spanish word for goodbye just shortened

the more you know...


4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping:
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PLANNING BUT OK


5.) Favorite color?
Silver: It's All Good; Everything is all good.

hellz yeah

6.)Birthplace?
Norway:
Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

LIkE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

7.) Month of your birth?
February:
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

OH YEAH


8.) Last person you talked to?
Astri...isn't defined yet, so we'll writeAstrid:
Comes from the old Scandinavian mythology meaning beautiful as a goddess.

PFFFFT


9.) One of your nicknames?
Jina: A jina is another word for the Vagina.

HOSHI-

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